Once you hate someone, everything they do is... →
laugh-addict: “Look at this bitch, eating those fucking crackers like she owns the place!”
Whenever one of my annoying classmates speaks
laugh-addict: I just wanna be like: But since I’m a good person, I just look at them like:
cali-cocaine: A nigga who will take me to In N Out, then 7/11 for slurpee & donuts, go home & cuddle me, have a nice fuck, smoke a blunt, then go to sleep. Im not complicate boys.
hazelcoulson: whitelightningreplies: balderrask: westbor0baptistchurch: “But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.” NOPE NOT RISKING IT this happened to friend of mine called Stanley, Not letting it happen to me Wut.
theblogaboutnothinn: 221books: catbountry: myeyesarehazel: Surprisingly, perfectionists are often procrastinators, as they can tend to think “I don’t have the right skills or resources to do this perfectly now, so I won’t do it at all.” My entire educational experience summed up in one sentence. My entire life summed up in one sentence. Me right now.
Everyone's getting a boyfriend or girlfriend and...
When someone tells you they don't like you.
When you and your bestfriend are playing around,...
lolsofunny: vajanaehboner: and you’re like: 10 seconds later “okay.. i’m over it” a minute later “REVENGE MOTHAFUCKA” (lol here!)
When your teacher's attitude suddenly changes when... →
arandomwhitedude: Girls on tumblr so god damn flagrant > haha men are so blinded by pussy and bend over backwards to get it it’s so cute > men aint shit haha > why can’t i get a man i’m gonna be a lesbian :(